Gorilla snot spray hair12/7/2023 I gave it the old covid “whatever” response, and I have to say, it didn’t matter. Yes, I have definitely answered my remote, and tried to turn off the tv with my phone.Īnd recently, I put the “white revive” stuff into the colored batch of the laundry. And certainly the “things in tubes” dilemma-toothpaste or face goo. Hint: jeweler's rouge is made from iron and is very poisonous when ingested!Īnd I am still baffled about why the warning label on my hair dryer says “keep away from water.” I mean…īut I have almost used eyeliner as lipliner, and lipliner as eyeliner. Luckily she didn’t glue her mouth shut!ĭEBORAH CROMBIE: Oh, yikes, Lucy! That would have been awful! It's always the things you don't expect, like the time Kayti's dog got into the jeweler's rouge in Rick's tools. Yep, we found it in Lottie’s stash with bite marks all over it. A few weeks ago, we were missing the tube of Superglue. Then the dog runs off with them and shreds the item in question. And used other tubes of ointments in the wrong places (won’t say more on that subject.)īut back to glue, in our pod like any good older sibling, T-Bone is known to knock things off the counter that Lottie puppy can’t get at. LUCY BURDETTE: These things do happen, but Gorilla Glue? Anyway, I’ve done the opposite of Jenn-applied conditioner to hands and legs instead of hand cream. However the shape they took after the razor, well, let’s just say I spent a month with a constant look of surprise on my face! When my eyebrows went rogue, I thought using the same razor I use on my legs would be less painful than tweezers. In my defense they were both non aerosol pump bottles that looked exactly the same. It smelled great but I looked like a seagull rescued from the Exxon Valdez disaster. JENN McKINLAY: There was that horrible day that I grabbed scented body oil instead of hairspray and managed to oil my head. So I thought today we could be generous and commiserate with Gorilla Glue Girl, sharing our own less-than-ept moments. Or, perhaps like one of the contestants on The Great British Baking Show, you inadvertently put a half-cup of salt into a recipe instead of a half-cup of sugar. Reminded me of the time I went out to the yard to cut some flowers and it wasn’t until I was standing over the phlox that I realized I’d picked up a wine bottle opener instead of a garden clipper. I’m sure I’m not the only one that tried to answer my remote control when my cell phone rang. Worst case: nail polish remover or the omnipresent alcohol wash. Let’s not weigh in on how this could have happened (don’t we all keep our super adhesives alongside our hair products?) And to be fair, the online ads for Gorilla Glue describe it as a “spray adhesive” with the virtue of being “incredibly strong.” Isn’t that there very definition of hair spray? Nowhere does it say DO NOT SPRAY YOUR HEAD.īefore you pass judgment, how many friends do you have who picked up what they thought was their contact lens solution and it turned out to be… something else. Oh the suspense! Finally, according to the New York Times, a Los Angeles plastic surgeon concocted a solvent that got the job done. She went (where else?) online with her plight and found a sympathetic audience, raising $13K in a GoFundMe campaign. Paid a visit to her local emergency room and they weren’t able to loosen its grip. Apparently a young woman in Louisiana sprayed her hair with Gorilla Glue and it turned her hair into an impenetrable helmet.
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